WHO'S WHO IN THE ANWAR TRIAL
- Dr M: The Hero
- Anwar: The Villain
- Shamsidar Taharin: She came, He saw, He came
- Senior DPP Abdul Gani Patail: Main man out to nail Anwar's ass to the wall
- Raja Aziz Addruse: Main man out to save Anwar's ass
- Normala Yusof: Media's Pin-Up Girl (Best Face in the Case Award)
- Augustine Paul: Beast Face in the Case Award
- Ummi Hafilda: Media's Ex-Pin-Up Girl
- Wan Azizah: The only sure loser
- Megat Junid: The Postman
- Observers: Busybodies
- NGOs: Nosy, Gullible Organisations
- Nallakaruppan: The Pimp
- Datuk Mohd Said Awang: He may or may not be SB director. I can't
remember.
We had the pre-Commonwealth Games, then the Commonwealth Games. Now it is the post-Commonwealth Games. Below are some of the results:
SHOOTING
Gold: FRU (for firing water cannons to a distance of 300 metres)
Silver: IGP (for shooting his mouth ever so often)
SWIMMING
Gold: Anwar (Backstroke, Freestyle, both were come-from-behind
victories)
BOWLING
Gold: Winner on countback - Dr M (for striking Anwar down the gutter)
Silver: IGP (for striking Anwar down the gutter)
Bronze: A-G (for striking Anwar down the gutter)
BOXING
Gold: IGP (for giving Anwar a blue-black eye)
ATHLETICS
4x400
Gold: FRU (their experience with the baton paid off)
3,000 steeplechase
Gold: 3,000 protesters (for running for their lives when chased by FRU)
Hammer Throw
Gold: FRU (for hammering protesters and throwing tear gas canisters)
Silver: Police (for hammering Anwar when he was thrown in jail)
Triple Jump
Gold: Anwar (for jumping Sukma, Munawar and the driver)
Weightlifting
Gold: Mahathir's supporters (for carrying PM's balls for 18 years,
including Anwar)
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